Saturday, June 28, 2003

Hey! A Blog!
When I hear that word I think of a movie about a Blob lost in a thick Portland Fog. Perhaps something directed by John Carpenter with commy undertones.
I think there may be some scenes where we really get to meet the Blob, and for a moment we understand his plight. We see a small globby thick mucus-like tear form in his eye. And then Kurt Russel dressed like a futuristic Elvis with blue hair and silver binoculors that cuts through fog like a spoon through chemically enhanced cereal, kills the lonely, lost Blob with a wire hanger. And then he eats the Blob, and all of a sudden he becomes the strongest, smartest, most invisible man with a father who turns into a dog, flies around in an old ford and gets shot by a woman who buys a double indemity insurance policy. Then Kurt mutates. He turns from human into a digitally enhanced robotron into a technicolor claymation figurine into a black and white plastic model held up by strings and then he is finally sucked back into his mother's vagina.

The End
ps. We leave on tour Sunday July 6th